Sunday, May 15, 2011

From Twitter 05-14-2011

  • 00:12:23: @heyjae isn't that an 80's pop song?
  • 00:23:40: Dear Facebook app please enable delete wall posting so users can control viral spam that all your Machine Learning PhDs are failing to do.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

From Twitter 05-13-2011

  • 08:44:26: Can't log into Yahoo mail account this morning. Even the friggen CAPTCHA to recover password is not working. WTF!
  • 08:59:41: Talking to Longo Lexus Service, explaining why catastrophic failure of ball joint is bad and should automatically be replaced at 90K service
  • 10:16:59: Failed Lexus ball joint. Between sudden acceleration & flying wheels on Toyota, I'm new Honda fan.
  • 12:27:34: @bryanl no because technical founder means the guy actually doing the work
  • 12:28:34: RT @statpumpkin: McKinsey Report says big data brings innovation. opening: "Math majors, rejoice." Glad I picked the right field ! :) ...

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

From Twitter 05-10-2011

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

From Twitter 05-09-2011

  • 21:52:32: Hey at least one Gasol is playing with heart!
  • 22:19:15: @rghanbari @Parand sup SD peeps. Going to Seaworld tomorrow, wassup with the friggen freezing weather??

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Monday, May 9, 2011

From Twitter 05-08-2011

  • 09:24:22: Thank you Amazon Prime $3.99 next day shipping for saving Mother's Day!
  • 16:20:24: During the offseason Lakers trade an aging Kobe for Griffin, and a new Dynasty begins.

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

From Twitter 05-07-2011

  • 08:21:41: Don't you hate it when you open a package of bacon from the wrong side? Oh well, frying the whole thing then!
  • 08:33:09: Old Chinese Proverb: Open bacon package from wrong side, get greasy knuckles.

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

From Twitter 05-06-2011

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Friday, May 6, 2011

From Twitter 05-05-2011

  • 17:06:21: Well p0wn3d Lakers, well p0wn3d!
  • 22:23:34: @jessas what are you doing reading a book from Al Gore?? Good chat today, thanks for lunch!
  • 22:26:07: Do non-developers (99.9% of users) need to cut-and-paste javascript snippet into url box? So why do modern 'secure' browers allow this??
  • 22:44:15: RT @joestump: The dogs had titanium teeth that cost $2,000 per tooth capable of ripping armor. Are you fucking kidding me?! ...
  • 23:07:00: Dalai Lama = Rambo
  • 23:24:27: It's almost midnight and I'm finally having my first margarita.
  • 23:34:14: HBO Go is not available for Time Warner Cable customers?? #timewarnercablefail

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

From Twitter 05-04-2011

  • 05:00:54: @jowyang mobile will not replace just physical menus, but physical waiters
  • 05:08:29: @jowyang I've talked to mom/pop restauranteurs who say margins r so tight only chains will survive in 5yrs. Harsh but servers will b cut 1st
  • 05:13:54: @jowyang re: e-waiters: uwink is preview of things to come. Instead of pleasant bantering w waiter, play social table games w other patrons
  • 11:31:23: So what's this cloud thing everyone's talking about?

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

From Twitter 05-03-2011

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

From Twitter 05-02-2011

  • 11:17:31: @mchwang remember Groupon/1800Flower/V-day debacle? Not sure if you want to rely on daily deal for time-sensitive purchase!
  • 14:29:00: Wife driving Lexus GS400 when wheel came off at axle ball joint. Luckily was on local street. Consult legal before writing to Toyota?
  • 14:31:17: @doctorbombay car is in Shell station repair on San Gabriel and Colorado if you want to swing by for a look!
  • 14:59:44: RT @cpurdy: Gosling returns to Oracle
  • 14:59:53: @cpurdy nice
  • 20:22:41: @joestump everytime I'm on a plane I stare out at the wings and wonder "What if Bernoulli was wrong?"

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Monday, May 2, 2011

From Twitter 05-01-2011

  • 19:53:16: What Obama killed Osama?
  • 20:01:10: RT @chews: I'm guessing that Osama Bin Laden got an iPhone 5.
  • 20:03:38: RT @drance: sudo rm -rf /bin/laden
  • 20:16:30: Osama momentary security lapse by checking into his mansion on Foursquare caused his ultimate demise. You earned the Patriot Missle Badge!
  • 20:41:43: 9/11/01 flashforward 5/1/11 - searing images!
  • 21:06:16: Now I can put my kids to sleep knowing there's one less bad guy in the world.
  • 21:50:36: Mission accomplished now!
  • 22:09:03: I have a feeling Black Ops - Osama Edition is gonna be the next big hit

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

From Twitter 04-30-2011

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