Anybody want a peanut?

From Twitter 05-14-2011

2011-05-15T03:01:00.001-07:00

00:12:23: @heyjae isn't that an 80's pop song?
00:23:40: Dear Facebook app please enable delete wall posting so users can control viral spam that all your Machine Learning PhDs are failing to do.

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From Twitter 05-13-2011

2011-05-14T03:01:00.001-07:00

08:44:26: Can't log into Yahoo mail account this morning. Even the friggen CAPTCHA to recover password is not working. WTF!
08:59:41: Talking to Longo Lexus Service, explaining why catastrophic failure of ball joint is bad and should automatically be replaced at 90K service
10:16:59: Failed Lexus ball joint. Between sudden acceleration & flying wheels on Toyota, I'm new Honda fan. http://bit.ly/iLqpkH
12:27:34: @bryanl no because technical founder means the guy actually doing the work
12:28:34: RT @statpumpkin: McKinsey Report says big data brings innovation. opening: "Math majors, rejoice." Glad I picked the right field ! :) ...

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From Twitter 05-10-2011

2011-05-11T03:01:00.001-07:00

06:52:12: MS version of Skype, your call will blue screen then get dropped.
09:24:19: The transformation of Marc Andreessen into Humpty Dumpty is now complete. http://on.wsj.com/kQkPDO

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

2011-05-10T03:01:00.001-07:00

21:52:32: Hey at least one Gasol is playing with heart!
22:19:15: @rghanbari @Parand sup SD peeps. Going to Seaworld tomorrow, wassup with the friggen freezing weather??

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From Twitter 05-08-2011

2011-05-09T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:24:22: Thank you Amazon Prime $3.99 next day shipping for saving Mother's Day!
16:20:24: During the offseason Lakers trade an aging Kobe for Griffin, and a new Dynasty begins.

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From Twitter 05-07-2011

2011-05-08T03:00:00.001-07:00

08:21:41: Don't you hate it when you open a package of bacon from the wrong side? Oh well, frying the whole thing then!
08:33:09: Old Chinese Proverb: Open bacon package from wrong side, get greasy knuckles.

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From Twitter 05-06-2011

2011-05-07T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:15:01: Log into @mint a month after disastrous migration. Yup still a mess!
09:37:42: Today's Deal: http://ktownbuzz.com/share/Gene Chuang/giveaway-pre-screening-hangover-2-koreatown
10:44:32: @ryanlynch @joestump boo killjoy!
21:06:49: I have not seen a Lakers team suck so bad since Nick Van Excel and Cedric Ceballos days.
22:48:09: Joe Hewitt, creator of Facebook App and Firebug, leaves FB. True rockstar. http://joehewitt.com/post/creative-tools/

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

2011-05-06T03:00:00.001-07:00

17:06:21: Well p0wn3d Lakers, well p0wn3d!
22:23:34: @jessas what are you doing reading a book from Al Gore?? Good chat today, thanks for lunch!
22:26:07: Do non-developers (99.9% of users) need to cut-and-paste javascript snippet into url box? So why do modern 'secure' browers allow this??
22:44:15: RT @joestump: The dogs had titanium teeth that cost $2,000 per tooth capable of ripping armor. Are you fucking kidding me?! http://j.mp/ ...
23:07:00: Dalai Lama = Rambo http://t.co/Gze5Ug6
23:24:27: It's almost midnight and I'm finally having my first margarita.
23:34:14: HBO Go is not available for Time Warner Cable customers?? #timewarnercablefail

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From Twitter 05-04-2011

2011-05-05T03:00:00.001-07:00

05:00:54: @jowyang mobile will not replace just physical menus, but physical waiters
05:08:29: @jowyang I've talked to mom/pop restauranteurs who say margins r so tight only chains will survive in 5yrs. Harsh but servers will b cut 1st
05:13:54: @jowyang re: e-waiters: uwink is preview of things to come. Instead of pleasant bantering w waiter, play social table games w other patrons
11:31:23: So what's this cloud thing everyone's talking about?

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

2011-05-04T03:00:00.001-07:00

14:00:20: @twbell what you know location??

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

2011-05-03T03:00:00.001-07:00

11:17:31: @mchwang remember Groupon/1800Flower/V-day debacle? Not sure if you want to rely on daily deal for time-sensitive purchase!
14:29:00: Wife driving Lexus GS400 when wheel came off at axle ball joint. Luckily was on local street. Consult legal before writing to Toyota?
14:31:17: @doctorbombay car is in Shell station repair on San Gabriel and Colorado if you want to swing by for a look!
14:59:44: RT @cpurdy: Gosling returns to Oracle http://t.co/iuDZV77
14:59:53: @cpurdy nice
20:22:41: @joestump everytime I'm on a plane I stare out at the wings and wonder "What if Bernoulli was wrong?"

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From Twitter 05-01-2011

2011-05-02T03:00:00.001-07:00

19:53:16: What Obama killed Osama?
20:01:10: RT @chews: I'm guessing that Osama Bin Laden got an iPhone 5.
20:03:38: RT @drance: sudo rm -rf /bin/laden
20:16:30: Osama momentary security lapse by checking into his mansion on Foursquare caused his ultimate demise. You earned the Patriot Missle Badge!
20:41:43: 9/11/01 flashforward 5/1/11 - searing images! http://flic.kr/p/9DNZ5m
21:06:16: Now I can put my kids to sleep knowing there's one less bad guy in the world.
21:50:36: Mission accomplished now!
22:09:03: I have a feeling Black Ops - Osama Edition is gonna be the next big hit

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

2011-05-01T03:00:00.001-07:00

00:11:00: RT @sixwing: hey, @j05h - you made @gigaom: http://gigaom.com/cloud/att-building-a-private-cloud-with-open-stack/
00:13:43: @chrisholland you can give Parallels 16GB and it will find a way to performance-suck
00:14:27: @c23r good luck chuck! no more rhymes now I mean it....

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From Twitter 04-29-2011

2011-04-30T03:00:00.001-07:00

20:44:46: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam.
23:14:12: @mattplummer they will live forever on CPAN, no? Speaking of Perl, I need to talk to you, over drinks next week?

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

2011-04-28T03:00:00.001-07:00

07:49:25: Birther next strategy: redefine Hawaii as an un-annexed State.
08:51:14: Trump will now claim Hawaii is not a State and demand to see annexation certificate!
16:57:00: End of an era: Y!SM EWS API end of lifed. There goes some of my last running production code too! http://flic.kr/p/9CqfQb
21:05:11: Classic diagram of legal cluster f*ck http://bit.ly/bTpXdj
21:09:17: @c23r http://code.google.com/p/jmxetric/
21:23:42: @eywu so why didn't you guys break them out for me??
21:26:04: RT @tonykarrer: Hiring a CTO for Your Startup http://bit.ly/hhOF1f
21:26:39: @reidmix yes :-)
21:32:47: @joestump @strebel regex made simple for the level-down nerds http://txt2re.com/
21:35:56: @reidmix u need to wear a custom shirt declaring that to work, a la Glee
23:45:52: Trying @greplin - wow!
23:46:07: RT @Greplin: Greplin: 1.5 Billion Documents Indexed, Six Engineers http://tcrn.ch/kgl481

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

2011-04-27T03:00:00.001-07:00

00:55:20: @jowyang 5th topic of disagreement: best city for dim sum (LA!)
09:31:48: Farewell Friendster! http://tcrn.ch/hrQGeI
09:34:39: RT @joestump: If you use Django and lots of AJAX, I built something you might like. I'm calling it django-ajax. http://j.mp/f7tZ1R
22:00:50: Nozawa's Sugarfish Trust Me to-go. It's like a sushi construction set: some assembly required. Tastes awesome! http://on.fb.me/fR3kzO
22:02:51: @mchwang I'm there!
22:06:02: @eywu you didn't capture the cursing bum!
22:07:54: @chews the world just got a bit more interesting with you back in the mix!

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From Twitter 04-25-2011

2011-04-26T03:01:00.001-07:00

17:54:23: @parand oauth2 is so easy even Masahji can implement it. Hope he's not listening on twitter ;-) See slide #11 of http://slidesha.re/hmGAQ1
23:56:00: RT @mrdillon: Why Open Source Company Culture is Important http://t.co/IBodlOz via @intridea

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From Twitter 04-24-2011

2011-04-25T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:08:56: 'Life of our patients depend on the cloud!' Bad Idea Jeans. http://bit.ly/hmiCfW http://bit.ly/dJnxdo
10:36:07: @jowyang @EmpireAve is this Hollywood Stock Exchange for social starlets?
10:56:28: RT @JohnBelitsky: DONE.#NY2LA
11:06:43: The 3D scam: Reject and repeat http://t.co/uApOAxL
13:08:16: Baby mantis FTW! http://flic.kr/p/9BixHV

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From Twitter 04-23-2011

2011-04-24T03:00:00.001-07:00

06:21:51: RT @jowyang: Amazed that our children will take for granted we can have a global conversation in real time.
07:22:16: RT @D4V: OMG. Regex generator! This will greatly reduce regex rage. :) http://txt2re.com/
07:49:45: I quit you @mint!
13:26:23: @kw they f'ed up account migration when moving backend from Yodlee to Intuit, now nothing works. fatal mistake on their part
22:03:14: @doctorbombay @j05h even my parents visiting from Taiwan want the ABC burger every week!

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From Twitter 04-22-2011

2011-04-23T03:00:00.001-07:00

00:15:25: RT @twbell: Taking a short, familial breather before @wherecamp and the @factual hackathon Fri & Sat. All Geo, all the time.
05:20:35: RT @mashable What We Can Learn From Amazon's Cloud Collapse http://on.mash.to/f9xM7i
12:46:58: @twbell all the FreeBSD holdouts there are shuddering
13:20:11: Me: Hey Brando you want to try some broccoli? Brando: No, too healthy!
19:27:02: I can't believe a talk show host is coaching the NO Hornets. #golakers

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From Twitter 04-21-2011

2011-04-22T03:00:00.001-07:00

12:44:25: @parand ie4osx
21:24:00: Japanese Company GREE Buys Mobile Social Gaming Platform OpenFeint For $104 Million In Cash http://tcrn.ch/eqjavu Congrats Danielle & Jason!
21:25:03: @OrlandoTechNuts sure love to learn more!
22:52:17: What ever happened to Chunk? http://yhoo.it/eLvpys

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From Twitter 04-20-2011

2011-04-21T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:05:09: You are carrying a black box right now! http://radar.oreilly.com/2011/04/apple-location-tracking.html
09:06:16: Groupon buys Pelago/Whrrl, eBay buys Where - Location consolidation!
09:09:35: @austinrfnd I am very proud that my alma mater has a quidditch team! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPnnxc1Dfm0
10:02:16: HipGeo Raises $500K | socalTECH.com http://t.co/s5JZyQl via @socaltech - Congrats Rich Rygg and team!
10:58:01: @joestump looks like Google is seriously encroaching on @simplegeo space, as they typically Borg every vertical: http://bit.ly/fq5Xr7
11:07:11: @joestump or fear of giving data to G, true...
12:25:22: @SimpleGeo @richardsession their video says 'store location data in the clouds', so may be more than just maps
13:58:17: Wow Zuck dressed up for the President, jacket, tie and sneakers! https://www.facebook.com/WhiteHouse
15:45:50: Why can't NBA take over control of the Clippers? #seedodgers
20:22:53: @eywu he u still in SM I don't have ur new cell number anymore

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From Twitter 04-19-2011

2011-04-20T03:01:00.001-07:00

22:30:34: Glee is sponsoring Academic Decathlon, nice!
23:00:38: @joestump were you at '/'?
23:03:01: @mskyler I love it when a plan comes together! (cue the music)
23:05:06: @vincebelpiede go to your twitter account settings -> connections and delete every suspicious app. then change your twitter pw
23:27:59: @mrdillon any top online list will be gamed. See digg, yahoo buzz, google SERP :), etc...

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From Twitter 04-18-2011

2011-04-19T03:00:00.001-07:00

13:23:47: buzz.com officially EOL'ed. Sad panda http://bit.ly/fSLRWM
15:28:52: @jowyang today is not a good day for 'buzz', is Google's next? http://bit.ly/f1UmLp

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From Twitter 04-17-2011

2011-04-18T03:00:00.001-07:00

12:21:43: Mall stores should name their wifi ap with deals. Do you want to connect to '50% off Coach bags!'? Sponsored wifi names next?
21:05:23: Thanks Lakers for giving me 3 hours of my life back. DVR'ed game deleted. I can now try to do them taxes.
21:35:17: Watching Game of Thrones on HBO. Wow they got the same guy from Lord of the Rings: Triple H!

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From Twitter 04-16-2011

2011-04-17T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:46:18: Kobe really needs to man up on this http://t.co/EqCJEeA
10:04:07: Why is everyone in Hawaii except me? Oh yeah, newborn...
12:09:36: Cool sounds but how the hell do I view tweets of lists, and not just members of lists, on @tweetbot?
21:49:08: I've procrastinated long enough, two more days to file a tax extension, let me get right on it... ooh what's on TV tonight?
21:50:40: @tweetbot I've never watched a intro or read instructions for any iPhone app, and I'm not gonna start now! 2 taps to get to List, no good!
21:59:18: @tweetbot on echofone it takes one tap on the logically labeled list icon to get to list view. who the hell configs list on app?
22:05:28: @tweetbot my point is list view is not intuitive for a echofone user to switch to tweetbot. Can't believe I paid $2 to argue with a bot
22:18:45: @tweetbot use your icon real estate wisely. If see List Icon, expect View before Config. 'Nuff UX consulting, will bill next tweet, peace!
23:18:43: @tweetbot when click List icon I go to List Config (view/add/delete users from lists) as opposed to List View (tweets of List)

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From Twitter 04-15-2011

2011-04-16T03:00:00.001-07:00

00:05:26: @tenderlove and their mascot: http://www.hulu.com/watch/4114/saturday-night-live-mango-and-j-lo
09:51:32: RT @mchwang: Why no company that values their data should EVER “Go Google” http://zite.to/fbilHn via @Ziteapp
22:10:50: Mobile developers are hard to find, which makes the dismantling of a great mobile team even more disheartening... http://on.wsj.com/hcFNrt

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From Twitter 04-14-2011

2011-04-15T03:01:00.001-07:00

15:13:01: RT @c23r: No, of course this isn't about you: "5 Reasons Why You Have No Credibility with Engineering" http://bit.ly/fdBdYS :-)
21:53:10: Act as if.
21:54:30: @c23r Jersey is alright, better than Axis, not by much
22:02:33: @JeriLRyan you may assimilate me anytime!
22:25:27: Mint.com has become utterly unusable. This is a classic case of how *NOT* to handle accounts migration.
23:09:32: @parand waddaya expect from a country with no ip

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From Twitter 04-13-2011

2011-04-14T03:00:00.001-07:00

08:52:41: Congrats to @lukechastain mobile rockstar on my team and engineer #2 at Life360: http://bit.ly/fBLPYF
09:39:46: @rghanbari I have the 13" MBA and want to 'downgrade' to 11" - portability and practicality trumps screen real estate!
18:13:53: I find that a good software engineering does not define him/herself by the current language of choice
19:00:30: Flash steamed live prawns. Glenlivet 15. It's what's for dinner.
21:59:37: RT @frankmarit #lahug good use case for hbase - real time ad optimization cc: @mrdillon if only hbase was around 4 years ago!

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From Twitter 04-12-2011

2011-04-13T03:00:00.001-07:00

12:57:03: Bing search up and Google search down - now that's a trend I have not seen in 8 years! http://tnw.co/gQM35r

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From Twitter 04-11-2011

2011-04-12T03:00:00.001-07:00

22:26:48: Cinderella startup story of Goldstar, Ruby on Rails shop in Pasadena, from 3 fellow kiko.com alums Robert, Jim & Rich http://bit.ly/eCVMZi
23:19:05: The Winklevoss Twins (Winklevi) have taught me that execution is overated!

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From Twitter 04-09-2011

2011-04-10T03:03:00.001-07:00

14:46:13: @joestump it boggles my mind how insanely difficult Apple continues to make iOS dev deployment over iTunes/Xcode for all

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From Twitter 04-08-2011

2011-04-09T03:00:00.001-07:00

10:52:16: Want! Learned BASIC on Commodore 64, my first computer in 1982. http://lat.ms/e763cC
13:00:09: Right tool for right job RT @cbeust: Twitter replacing Ruby on Rails with a Java server, search is now 3 times faster http://goo.gl/eTS8b
18:55:12: SoCal tech space getting shafted in MySpace postmortem http://reut.rs/dO51c2 Friendster was based in Bay Area. All social networks end!
19:50:40: Congrats @brianacton and @WhatsAppInc on being $8M richer (sorta)! http://techcrunch.com/2011/04/08/sequoia-whatsapp-funding/

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From Twitter 04-05-2011

2011-04-06T03:00:00.001-07:00

14:30:27: RT @cbeust: Interesting Java -> Scala conversion story http://goo.gl/qJuPj
14:32:14: @joestump I can't wait for Dune to happen, spice is life!
14:32:23: RT @joestump: We're only 4 years away from 2015, which is the year which Robocop and Back to the Future 2 were set in. http://j.mp/fKuKRL
14:41:22: RT @twarko: Cool article on graph scaling: http://bit.ly/hOm4oW #graphdb
17:07:04: 'Source Code' sequel should be called 'Git Hub'

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

2011-04-05T03:00:00.001-07:00

14:28:35: RT @chrisholland: I'm hiring a Web Engineer / Developer - PHP, LAMP http://ziprecruiter.com/tj/948a1e01 #jobs work @LuxuryLink in Electr ...
19:48:17: RT @lucasjosh: "The most important key to achieving great success is to decide upon your goal and launch, get started, take action, move ...

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

2011-04-03T03:00:00.001-07:00

22:46:37: Nat while reading Charlotte's Web responds to Wilbur's plea of 'I don't want to die' with 'But bacon is so good!'

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From Twitter 04-01-2011

2011-04-02T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:00:46: Anyone know Ernest Hemmingway's email addy? Trying to friend him on LinkedIn..
09:03:43: "This *may* be Heisenberg's profile" - geek chortle! http://linkd.in/hSG4mZ
10:03:22: @chrisholland watchmouse is nice, I also add newrelic to the uber-dashboard
15:04:06: Google still struggle with social for masses. +1, outside of geeks and AD&D nerds, have absolutely no meaning.
18:11:05: @xcbsmith is that because you got rejected from Friendster?
20:26:24: @parand happy birthday nonetheless!
22:25:56: This is why I vote fiscally conservative and socially liberal, or democrats! http://bit.ly/hvD5xr
22:34:15: Brush up your skills, network often, update your resume, never get too comfortable.

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

2011-04-01T03:00:00.001-07:00

21:30:45: @jessas opulence, I has it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMsSIjQXxo
21:35:21: @bryanl I use to whine when quarter arcade Pac Man swallowed my quarter, so yeah .99 is a lot!
21:36:31: RT @goldstarjim: I think it's time for people to stop saying "Ruh Roh." We've had our fun, but let's show Scooby a little more respect.
22:03:26: A cherry, a cherry, my kingdom for a maraschino cherry! #perfectmanhattan
22:10:34: @mattplummer you got a jar of maraschino cherries not using then? I'm right over! Good idea, I will break out Saphire martini tomorrow
22:44:54: @mrdillon wikipedia should redir to wikileaks
22:52:20: Massive SQL injection attack making the rounds—694K URLs so far http://t.co/6t9EQfl via @arstechnica

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From Twitter 03-30-2011

2011-03-31T03:00:00.001-07:00

09:20:24: Ten Lessons from GitHub’s First Year http://bit.ly/ho7RLa
11:27:21: FB Like produce more relevant signals than Google +1 because Like is on the page, +1 is on SERP. Who goes back to SERP to +1 something?

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From Twitter 03-29-2011

2011-03-30T03:00:00.001-07:00

00:12:10: @mattplummer I blame Carlsbad folks for pod! Or was it Acton? Pods were there before he joined Panama
17:20:10: I get tremendous satisfaction in helping friends find opportunities. Congrats Jim as VP of Engineering for gehrytechnologies.com!

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From Twitter 03-28-2011

2011-03-29T03:00:00.001-07:00

22:22:19: RT @joestump: Congrats to the @SimpleGeo team on Storage! http://tcrn.ch/fhFuyz http://j.mp/gGKjp1 (cc: @mjmalone, @mihasya, @wadey, and ...
22:25:55: What's shakin' with Chaiken RT @xcbsmith
Great move! RT @maurotoffanin Y! to open source non-core technologies - http://bit.ly/eOwEbJ

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From Twitter 03-25-2011

2011-03-26T03:00:00.001-07:00

00:32:03: Worst social photo sharing scenario: using @color at a party and Brett Farve drops in
00:34:16: @jowyang see my last tweet on Color worst case scenario
11:06:25: @parand each email provider has own filter hence diff reputation, and exposing this would allow spammers to game better
11:12:27: @parand the UCLA response song is even better http://bit.ly/fQVmPB
23:09:15: Exploding pig feet in the microwave is not fun to clean.
23:26:37: @reidmix no
23:35:40: @reidmix I'm Chinese, my wife is Vietnamese, we take our pig feet seriously. And today learned that they are explosive in the microwave.

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From Twitter 03-23-2011

2011-03-24T03:00:00.001-07:00

23:33:03: ‎$41M for a Foursquare + Flickr + Bump API mashup that can be done for $41K? Bubble 2.0 is indeed peaking! http://t.co/tfJG5mq via @mashable

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From Twitter 03-22-2011

2011-03-23T03:00:00.001-07:00

22:53:11: Dagger! #Lakers
23:17:43: RT @foursquare: New engineering blog post: building a recommendation engine, foursquare style http://t.co/Gu5elgc

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From Twitter 03-21-2011

2011-03-22T03:00:00.001-07:00

21:33:57: I can't believe Ralph Macchio is 49
22:16:00: @1tommyking nope got a link?

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From Twitter 03-19-2011

2011-03-20T03:01:00.001-07:00

22:01:35: Dear Anonymous LinkedIn User stop looking at me!
22:35:52: 12 hours to a new birthday

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From Twitter 03-17-2011

2011-03-18T03:00:00.001-07:00

18:17:23: Go UCLA!
22:16:53: RT @ZedivaMovies: So it turns out a link from the Yahoo! front page still means something ;-)

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From Twitter 03-09-2011

2011-03-10T02:00:00.001-08:00

09:36:08: Stack Overflow, a developer Q&A site, is now Stack Exchange. Geek cred dropping...
09:47:25: New @foursquare Explore needs tuning; either I'm sole user in my hood, or filter out self-recommendations which really isn't useful
21:16:57: @mrdillon stack exchange doesn't make sense, loses context altogether! Geek *sigh*
22:54:07: @sixwing yql is one of the most elegant API, though it may not last much longer...
22:56:53: @mrdillon wouldn't that result in context switch and computation inefficiency??
23:38:20: Dalai Lama to retire? Hmm I thought they just get reincarnated as their own successor.

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From Twitter 03-08-2011

2011-03-09T02:01:00.001-08:00

23:23:30: Complex Algorithm Research and Development: Harder Than Many Think
http://bit.ly/12GvUX

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From Twitter 03-07-2011

2011-03-08T02:00:00.001-08:00

08:11:52: RT @statpumpkin: RT @tabqwerty A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says "I want a beer", barman says "you want a beer?", and the TCP pack ...

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From Twitter 03-05-2011

2011-03-06T02:01:00.001-08:00

20:45:05: @goldstarjim I say get Ricky Gervais to host TED next year, that will kick things up another notch!

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From Twitter 03-04-2011

2011-03-05T02:01:00.001-08:00

00:10:27: @parand wife
22:04:38: @goldstarjim biggest ah-ha moment @ #TEDxGoldstar: friend Mark noted Chris Anderson looks/sounds like Ricky Gervais, just need beer in hand

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From Twitter 03-03-2011

2011-03-04T02:00:00.001-08:00

23:35:24: Coco's take on iPad 2 http://bit.ly/ffNmLb

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From Twitter 03-02-2011

2011-03-03T02:00:00.001-08:00

18:15:57: At #tedxgoldstar listening to Wael Ghonim from Egypt talk about his Google 20% hack
21:31:42: @goldstarjim @1tommyking @goldstar good job folks hosting #tedxgoldstar it was an intellectual and inspirational booster shot!
23:47:43: http://www.khanacademy.org - check it out if you got kids that want to learn, or yourself who want to (re)learn
23:53:25: "Goodnight gom jabbar" = #winning http://goodnightdune.com/

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From Twitter 02-26-2011

2011-02-27T02:02:00.001-08:00

18:16:12: Go Bruins, closing out Pauley Pavilion with a win!
22:55:25: ‎"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!" Untouchables is awesome.
22:59:04: @eywu att or verizon?
23:09:53: RT @Scobleizer: MSFT knows apps are all that matters: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/27/business/27novel.html?hpw uses employees to get ...
23:49:13: RT @RoysRoy 48 hour Kurobuta Pork Belly with Shrimp at Roy's Waikiki http://ow.ly/i/8BJF - Damn u twitter tempting me w/ pork miles away!

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From Twitter 02-25-2011

2011-02-26T02:00:00.001-08:00

10:19:37: RT @adilaijaz: if distributed hash tables are the answer, what is the question?
10:25:39: @parand my original IBM PC boots up BASIC from BIOS, I can ship that 50lb monster to you :-)
21:19:43: @albert_cheng that's awesome, we have an Oscar party this Sunday will definitely use the app!
21:22:01: @parand I did not inhale!
21:23:19: @joestump Etrade has been pretty solid with their site, surprised about 404 (probably outsourced 3rd party for bill pay)
21:23:42: RT @inpasadena: $1 martinis, $2 beers, $3 appetizers Old Pasadena Happy Hour Week March 1-March 8 http://www.oldpasadena.org/happyhourweek/
21:24:32: @mskyler heart attack waiting to happen!

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From Twitter 02-24-2011

2011-02-25T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:01:14: Caltech basketball ending their 320 game losing streak is like Washington Generals beating Harlem Globetrotters http://lat.ms/g67vyo
00:29:13: NOOO! Baron Davis traded to the Cavs...
00:33:00: @mchwang then I should expect Clippers to trade Blake Griffin to the Lakers for Andrew Bynum next right? :-)
00:38:48: @sampullara except if you never use itunes other than for rare OS update and ad hoc installs, then you despise synching and losing all apps
00:39:44: @mchwang gas weight savings may be offset by more frequent trips to gas station
01:02:11: @sampullara plus I get a million itunes tweet spams when I mention itunes. itunes itunes itunes!
21:32:41: The new Inconvenient Truth: America, Inc.: http://tcrn.ch/g7Zj2X

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From Twitter 02-23-2011

2011-02-24T02:01:00.001-08:00

00:33:33: @eywu link is just to homepage...
17:58:20: Then: 'Carthago delenda est!' Now:
'iTunes must be destroyed!'
23:47:16: 5 assumptions about social search http://radar.oreilly.com/2011/02/5-assumptions-about-social-search.html
23:49:06: @mrdillon looking for divine inspiration?
23:51:48: @jessas you're gonna hate me, I got Israel and Palestine mixed up!

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From Twitter 02-22-2011

2011-02-23T02:00:00.001-08:00

10:34:48: Twitter valued at $10B, all based on UGC. Tweeters should share the wealth: $5/tweet, $1/link, multitplied by retweets. Incentivize!

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From Twitter 02-19-2011

2011-02-20T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:31:41: Digital Freemason dinner http://on.wsj.com/eZCj20

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From Twitter 02-18-2011

2011-02-19T02:00:00.001-08:00

22:26:28: @robert_graff I approve this tweet

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From Twitter 02-17-2011

2011-02-18T02:01:00.001-08:00

00:09:47: @parand I have a few fresh monikers on quora: http://b.qr.ae/i10u8O
11:39:56: ATTi Hackathon IV - day of innovation! http://bit.ly/hE1ium

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From Twitter 02-14-2011

2011-02-15T02:00:00.001-08:00

22:43:37: RT @owen_omalley: The next generation of Hadoop MapReduce http://yhoo.it/geV6ab . Hear more at the Feb HUG and 2011 Hadoop Summit India.

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From Twitter 02-13-2011

2011-02-14T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:39:58: Problem with having one dominant gatekeeper to the Internet is everything turns up JC Penny. http://nyti.ms/eEVIKx
22:16:55: @lucasjosh my daughter's t-ball season starts next week!
23:53:50: Daily deal fatigue is gonna hit faster than check-in fatigue.

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From Twitter 02-11-2011

2011-02-12T02:00:00.001-08:00

21:35:42: Is today a good day to play 'Walk Like an Egyptian'?

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From Twitter 02-10-2011

2011-02-11T02:00:00.001-08:00

15:00:54: @startthesignal legacy is never pretty
22:47:12: Congrats to the West Torrance High Academic Decathlon Team, keep the winning tradition going! http://bit.ly/ekEE7P

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From Twitter 02-09-2011

2011-02-10T02:00:00.001-08:00

14:56:11: Nokia CEO's "Burning Platform" letter: http://engt.co/hZ7RiO Reminds me of Yahoo's "Peanut Butter Manifesto". Great but too late?
23:21:58: SAML, OAuth 2, SOAP, WSDL, SSL... it's time to get enterprise-y!

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From Twitter 02-08-2011

2011-02-09T02:00:00.001-08:00

23:24:29: I Gotta Feeling - Bluegrass remix. Should have played this at Super Bowl Halftime! http://bit.ly/gcLvjw

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From Twitter 02-07-2011

2011-02-08T02:00:00.001-08:00

18:05:28: Why Quora & Social Media Experts Don't Mix http://bit.ly/eF4NxI

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From Twitter 02-06-2011

2011-02-07T02:00:00.001-08:00

17:01:38: New fail tag: #christinafail
23:25:10: In 1984 Apple was the rebel. Today they are the establishment. The circle is complete.

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From Twitter 02-05-2011

2011-02-06T02:00:00.001-08:00

11:29:57: RT @SteveMartinToGo: Last night, watching show on my DVR. Accidently saw three seconds of commercial. Trusting wife stunned. Dog hates m ...

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From Twitter 02-04-2011

2011-02-05T02:00:00.001-08:00

11:39:54: Day 2 of #larubyconf2011 (@ Crowne Plaza) http://4sq.com/hfRF5p
22:44:46: Teaching Kids Ruby was awesome @larubyconf. When I was a kid, we just had LOGO and BASIC :-(

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From Twitter 02-01-2011

2011-02-02T02:00:00.001-08:00

10:55:00: 農曆新年快樂!

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From Twitter 01-29-2011

2011-01-30T02:01:00.001-08:00

22:11:25: Everything counts in large amounts! - DM
22:20:31: You want it all but you can't have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it. - FNM

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From Twitter 01-28-2011

2011-01-29T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:21:05: No Farmville for Egyptians :(
22:53:12: Just got the new MacBook Air 13". Embedded SSD, 1440x990 resolution, NVidia GPU, 7 hour battery, 2 lbs. Ain't technology grand?
22:54:55: @parand reminds me of a Phineas and Ferb epsiode where Dr. Doofenshmirtz dressed up as a visigoth trying to impress his daughter
22:56:23: @lukechastain whatcha doin' in LA?

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From Twitter 01-27-2011

2011-01-28T02:00:00.001-08:00

18:13:08: @magoldman @eywu but you can't sing 'I'm on a boat' like ewu and mean it!
18:18:46: @parand hey old man, git = decentralized repo http://bit.ly/drd4Kn

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From Twitter 01-26-2011

2011-01-27T02:00:00.001-08:00

22:13:01: @parand ooh Stuck in Pending problems for AdWords, good times!
23:05:29: @cwinton what 2 LA companies are looking for mobile developers?
23:50:44: @eywu @magoldman did you decide on the length of your yacht yet?

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From Twitter 01-23-2011

2011-01-24T02:00:00.001-08:00

19:41:03: Football team or 80 degree winter? I'll take the latter!

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From Twitter 01-22-2011

2011-01-23T02:01:00.001-08:00

22:00:54: @mrdillon I use apigee.com which at least gives a tree list view
22:25:53: Blake Griffin is ridunkulous!
22:42:48: RT @CrimsonCorner: Check this video out -- Blake Griffin's reverse oop from Eric Gordon http://t.co/IyFhbWJ via @youtube

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From Twitter 01-21-2011

2011-01-22T02:00:00.001-08:00

22:51:42: Gotta give props to a CEO who steps down while company is at the top.

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From Twitter 01-20-2011

2011-01-21T02:00:00.001-08:00

18:39:53: Despite being out of Yahoo for 2 yrs now, I may get "Shares of Restricted Stock canceled" alerts on E*Trade for rest of my life!
22:32:20: @jowyang Quora = Digg 2.0 - don't anger the Quoranation!

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From Twitter 01-18-2011

2011-01-19T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:28:45: @parand bear in mind, this is the SECOND year Gervais has hosted Golden Globes. Foreign Press thinking: maybe he cleaned up...
17:05:09: @austinrfnd where in Pasadena r u guys? Maybe I will pay visit as I'm doing social data mining now

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From Twitter 01-17-2011

2011-01-18T02:01:00.001-08:00

11:24:07: Pride in the name of love!
23:54:19: @austinrfnd where u working @ these days?

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From Twitter 01-16-2011

2011-01-17T02:00:00.001-08:00

22:24:48: Trent Reznor wins a Golden Globe. Hell hath froze over.

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From Twitter 01-15-2011

2011-01-16T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:28:00: @twbell it may go the other way around, the acquirer assimilating the acquiree... I'm wary of how long the mint.com honeymoon will last
17:42:50: Playdate at Povenmires = live Phineas & Ferb entertainment for the kiddies. Dan doing a Dr Doofenshmirtz xmas jingle http://bit.ly/iguoGR

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From Twitter 01-14-2011

2011-01-15T02:00:00.001-08:00

21:55:20: RT @rghanbari: On call while tweeting, reading email, and using google maps #noimnotgettingverizoniphone
21:57:57: @rghanbari nice. Like I said, with ATT iPhone you can tweet #attfail while your call drops. How you gonna do that on VZN iPhone?

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From Twitter 01-13-2011

2011-01-14T02:00:00.001-08:00

20:22:33: LA Ruby Meetup, sitting next to drbombay (@ Coloft) http://4sq.com/gLELmV
20:32:03: Finally there is an awesome tech job board! Check out NoodleYard.com by @CoLoft

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From Twitter 01-12-2011

2011-01-13T02:00:00.001-08:00

11:16:56: @doctorbombay totally, I owe you a round! how about today after 5pm in Old Pas?
22:09:04: I want you to remember this face, here. Okay? This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
23:15:26: Clipper Nation > The Lake Show

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From Twitter 01-11-2011

2011-01-12T02:00:00.001-08:00

22:23:01: @doctorbombay that's the only way to go out at Myspace, with a party!
22:26:20: RT @jowyang: USA Today asked me why MySpace is struggling, here's what I told them http://usat.ly/gjvRUP
22:26:33: RT @doctorbombay: Finished up my last day at Myspace with a party at Redrock on Sunset. Good luck to the 500 who are leaving and the 500 ...
23:04:32: RT @RobMBailey: Working at Yahoo! may have been frustrating sometimes, but the Y! alumni network rocks. cc @holger

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From Twitter 01-10-2011

2011-01-11T02:01:00.001-08:00

23:19:19: Census 2010 Map mashup, neat: http://projects.nytimes.com/census/2010/explorer

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From Twitter 01-08-2011

2011-01-09T02:01:00.001-08:00

02:00:32: RT @mskyler: Stephen Hawking speaking to the public on Tues, Jan 18 at 8 PM at the Caltech Beckman Auditorium. The event is FREE! http: ...

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From Twitter 01-07-2011

2011-01-08T02:00:00.001-08:00

14:46:22: Map mashup of the week: Mass Animal Deaths http://bit.ly/evk2Bc
21:23:48: Go watch Season of the Witch, co-produced by good buddy Gloria Fan!

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From Twitter 01-06-2011

2011-01-07T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:41:05: The price of pseudo-science http://bit.ly/gLzre1
00:51:34: Quora needs to learn batch email alerts
12:44:45: @lucasjosh I <3 log4j
12:45:01: @robert_graff over Job's dead body
12:53:56: @dalmaer Congrats buddy!
14:42:05: @mattplummer forget eating crow, how about putting Wakefield and Jenny McCarthy on trial for crimes against humanity?
22:23:36: RT @Parand Machine learning paper from Google on system used for priority inbox http://bit.ly/ew9iQ9
23:18:40: @parand @PhilipHotchkiss I can sell you some of my @klout ... hmm sounds like a business model!
23:31:47: Jacki plays Civ 5, I play Chutes and Ladders with the kids. Somethin' ain't right!

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From Twitter 01-05-2011

2011-01-06T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:04:22: RT @DamonLindelof: 9,078 people played Hurley's numbers in the MegaMillions tonight, each winning $150. #THATSSORAVEN
00:29:14: RT @pdriker: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier #lessambitiousmovies
23:07:13: @eywu hey sorry I couldn't come out for BBQ fest, but hey I treated you to a pharewell pho! Good luck at DM, don't be a stranger!
23:08:59: RT @parand: Amazon makes $189/unique user, Google $24, Yahoo $8, Facebook $4: http://read.bi/goDkeW
23:11:55: @lucasjosh hey didn't get to say g'bye... Good luck @ chomp, chump ;) KIT

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From Twitter 01-04-2011

2011-01-05T02:00:00.001-08:00

15:40:49: That's no sunspot, it's a space station! http://bit.ly/gJQEby
23:35:12: Today's $355M Mega Million numbers are 4 8 15 25 47 42. LOST numbers are 4 8 15 16 23 42. Two number off. FREAKY!

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From Twitter 01-03-2011

2011-01-04T02:00:00.001-08:00

07:58:54: Why does Groupon and SocialLiving think all we do in LA is yoga? #daildealfail #targetingfail #healthfail
08:12:02: RT @StrongMail: Learn what the top marketing objectives for 2011 are in this upcoming webinar with @jowyang & @mikepenna http://bit.ly/f ...
08:13:37: RT @jowyang: Cracked: 6 secret monopolies (eyeglasses, wheat, beer, music) you didn't know ran the world http://bit.ly/aF7xg0
08:31:50: Where there is #fail, there is #opportunity
08:34:48: @dens tried for 6 months, missed ESPN the most. Can get some bootleg live stream like veetle.com, but mileage varied. I fell off wagon
09:31:17: @dens antennaweb.org shows signal strength @ ur location, but like I said, u will need to find bootleg live streaming to supplement OTA

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From Twitter 01-02-2011

2011-01-03T02:00:00.001-08:00

21:31:49: Blake Griffin w/ monster game (31 pt 15 rb) his 27th consec dbl dbl, make Clipper Nation exciting, better go All-Star! http://bit.ly/bgPfVD

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From Twitter 01-01-2011

2011-01-02T02:01:00.001-08:00

02:17:55: I just unlocked the "New Year's 2011" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dK0fD6
02:25:07: 新年快樂!
13:33:38: Getting Sam Woo BBQ duck and suckling pig yesterday for first new year meal today is BRILLIANT!
17:56:11: No stabbing at the Rose Bowl tailgate party. 2011 is off to a good start!

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From Twitter 12-31-2010

2011-01-01T02:00:00.001-08:00

00:08:31: @jowyang u heard the strategy on shutting down wikileaks? http://bit.ly/earhOd
00:47:03: 2011 is around the corner, seems like everyone's getting a new job! :-)
00:56:29: @daemonp too bad I won't be able to view this awesome 450 googledoc slide at work
01:00:19: @xcbsmith but the new job is a little greener no?
01:03:07: RT @Shih_Wei: It's Year 100 in the R.O.C. Happy New Year! #Taiwan #1911
14:41:20: Year 2011 upgrade is now available, do you wish to download? Make sure 2010 is plugged in and fully charged before continuing with update.

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From Twitter 12-30-2010

2010-12-31T02:01:00.001-08:00

13:46:27: Open Source Languages Year in Review 2010 - Ruby breakthrough year, Java major fork in road: http://bit.ly/hswbwV
13:51:29: @parand congrats, can you retire now?
20:48:07: While taking a bath, Brando spelled out "FIREFOX" using bath sponges - even a 2 yr old appreciates an open source virus-resistent browser!

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